Vampire For Hire – The Baron Von Grindle

Book a real live Vampire at your event or function. Ready to meet and greet your guests with a Dracula like charm.

The Vampire for Hire hangs upside down at his resting place (a specialist portable trapeze perch), waiting for any one with a pulse to come within striking distance…

Unexpectedly he lunges up and out at them scaring his prey into making a quick exit away from the danger they potentially face as he contorts towards them trying feed…

• See your guests shudder when they are met by their own fears.
• Hear the shrills, thrills and shrieks as he stalks them in and around the room.
• See them hastily retreat and hide behind their friends.

Stephen, What can I say? You were amazing. I didn’t really know what to expect – but you far exceeded all expectations. Thanks a lot – the kids (and grown up kids) loved your act. Brilliant!!” Lance Ainsfeld

Within the blink of an eye he can move from being upside down to being stood on top of the perch towering down over the whole room with Vampiric menace… who’s next?

Through body language and eye contact he isolates his victims, who he stalks around the room snarling and hissing with wild eyes and hunger shining from his fangs.

When satisfied by their screams and pleas this ethereal creature, the Vampire for Hire, returns to lie in wait upside down with deathly stillness, for his next unsuspecting victim to come too close.

Kids loved Von Grindle Haverhill Halloween Trail.

OK It’s not all entertainingly scary…

The Baron Von Grindle also mixes and mingles with guests, showing his delightful charming side. With wit, repartee and some painful killer jokes and always with a few tricks up his sleeve. He entertains at tables and holds court anywhere. And not forgetting his pet severed hand that crawls about his person with frightening reality, always good for a gruesome giggle.

If there is any opportunity to extract more screams and frights during this mingling period of performance the Baron Von Grindle always goes for the jugular.

The highlight of the day was the very scary Baron Von Grindle. He was magnificent. Gary Write, Lowe & Partners World Wide.

The Baron is fangtastic for private dinner parties, functions or even infesting your office space.

The Character was brilliant… Fantastic job. I will never forget it. Fangtastic! Emma Warren (Pro Motions)

Hatch & Hang with The Baron Von Grindle

Why not have the Baron to your dinner party for a Hatch & Hang performance.

The Baron hatching at your private dinner party or function. The ultimate in special dinner party guests:

First course finished; Some strange piece of theming hangs motionless. The guests have no idea what it is or what is inside as time passes it pulsates, swings and becomes reckless… Hatching to reveal your special guest. You can imagine the rest!

Your guests will have no idea someone or something is in there until the pupae starts moving!

The Vampire For Hire Hatch and Hang is a unique addition to any party!

Outstanding! An incredible act! Anthony Marshall, Executive Head Chef- Hilton Park Lane London

Office Infestations & Company Parties with The Baron

Imagine your staff or colleagues arriving in the morning to find a real live Vampire For Hire, hanging in the office. Once the Baron has been woken up several times he swaps his nasty charms to become friendly, charming and entertaining to all who meet him, unless of course he smells fear!

He was absolutely fantastic! I can honestly say that he’s the scariest thing I’ve come across at a party ever! He fitted the Horror Channel party perfectly and clients were certainly talking about him for while afterwards. The Baron Von Grindle is definitely worth the Investment. Clare Dentith, Senior Marketing Manager The Horror Channel.

Children’s Parties

The Vampire for Hire is also great at Children’s parties, where he is a specialty. The Baron is the perfect choice for entertaining children of all ages. With all his vampire powers, skills and party tricks, he will amuse, bemuse and amaze.

Mr Grindle’s Baron is hugely entertaining and proved to be a resounding success with the children and adults. The Vicountess Lady Cowdray.

The Baron Master of Ceremonies

Often called upon to play host over preceding’s the Baron can act as compare for your event or function.

The Baron Von Grindle – Vampire for Hire is also available for:

What are your guests… Helpless Victims or Cool Cookies?