As you all know, Halloween is just around the corner.
It’s a time when all the ghosties and goblins and ghastlies come to pla… er scare. OK, play AND scare.
But Vampires aren’t ghosties. They aren’t goblins. And they’re not ghastlies.
Apart from Nosferatu, when have you seen an unattractive Vampire. Fair enough, Gary Oldman’s Dracula was a bit grim looking at times, but other than that?
No, Vampires are on the cooler side of scary. Dark and well, vampish, if you will.
And who doesn’t love a vamp!
I defy you to tell me these Vampires aren’t hot!
A Vampire isn’t just for Halloween, as you can see.
A Vampire isn’t just for Christmas either.
A Vampire is for any day of the week!
But there’s a bit of a hitch…
The hot Vampires you see here? They’re a one time kind of a deal.
But there’s one who’s an any time kind of a deal. One who’ll mingle with your party guests. One who’ll make himself inconspicuous until inconspicuousness is no longer needed.
One who’s for hire any time of the year.
And who is that, I hear you ask?
Why, Baron Von Grindle of course!
If you’re hosting an event, or a party, or just want to scare your friends witless for no other reason than to have a laugh, von Grindle’s your ma… er, Vampire!
Take a butcher’s kni.. em… take a LOOK at this promo video for more info: